By BRUCE DENNILL
RAMfest Johannesburg (ish – it was on an unsignposted farm in Bronkhorstspruit) on March 6 and 7 was about more than just music, mud, ironic T-shirts and illegible tattoos. There was fire, too. Swirly, whirly, cheaper-than-hallucinogenics fire.

Man makes propeller out of light; purses lips to create bubbly diesel engine sound; stays steadfastly on the ground. The end.

Picasso did this, and people thought he was a genius, so the outcome will almost certainly be the same here.